Tom Kirkman on LinkedIn: Apparently vampire zombies are real. . (2024)

EV trucks be terrified of slightly sloped roads.Totally unsafe..

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Photographic proof that Alien Devil Worshipping Cows from Outer Space are casting spells to worsen the dreaded Climate Crisis of Deathly Doom.Do your part to combat these Climate Destroying beasts, cook a generous amount of beef on a BBQ today..

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Ever try to fertilize some healthy Critical Thinking in random unsuspecting readers, using absurd surreal imagery as gently jarring cognitive dissonance?Me neither..

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Some helpful advice. You're welcome : ).

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Clearly, this was caused by the dreaded Climate Crisis of Deathly Doom.No other explanation for this.https://lnkd.in/gRSDZDiG.

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Hyperbole is vastly overrated..

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Climate Horoscope. I swear I am not making this up.============================"Welcome to your Climate Horoscope, where we navigate the turbulent skies of a world affected by climate change.Let us delve into the atmospheric energies that will shape your day and shed light on the evolving weather patterns around us in times of the climate crisis.""Your climate fortuneWithin the realm of your 2nd House, an intense heatwave descends upon the land, casting a scorching blanket of oppressive conditions.Temperatures soar to extreme heights, leaving no respite from the sweltering heat.Your body, too, feels the burn, radiating with intense heat and discomfort.Dehydration sets in, causing a sense of faintness and weakness.In the face of this formidable challenge, it is vital to prioritize your well-being and take immediate action to cool and hydrate your body.Seek shade and shelter from the relentless sun, allowing your body to find relief from the searing heat.Drink ample amounts of water to replenish what the heatwave has taken away.Listen closely to your body's signals and rest when needed to conserve energy.Remember, in the face of intense heat, self-care becomes paramount.Embrace the opportunity to cultivate resilience and adaptability, finding solace in the coolness that can be found within, even amidst the sweltering conditions. ...".

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IPCC "Climate Science" is on par with "Astrology Science".Prove me wrong.========================"Learn about astrology, zodiac signs, retrogrades, and more!Your world becomes clear once you understand how the universe influences it."https://lnkd.in/ghGGzVD5

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"Newsom vows to make parody illegal ..."Somebody better warn The Babylon Bee.(Good thing I never, ever use parody or absurd surreal sarcasm here on LinkedIn.)https://lnkd.in/gde_VJrt(LinkedIn refuses to post a preview of the article, so here is a screencap.).

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